He's the modern day, over-hyped, Big Baby Jesus (Ol' Dirty Bastard), who was himself at one point, the modern day Biz Markie. We've gone from a loveable funny-lookin' pudgy dude to a loveable, summa-teeth-havin', crackhead, to a sizzurp-sippin' punk bitch with delusions of grandeur, too many tattoos, and a voice like the lovechild of Fat Albert and Fran Drescher. I'm not impressed. I'm not saying he has no talent--he has one for marketing, if nothing else--and I know that his appeal is to some extent regional, that the flavour of hip hop they like in the Dirty Dirty is somewhat different (not counting TI, Bow Wow, and Luda)--but please!

And will someone round up all the Auto Tunes, bitch slap their users, and put the damn things away for someone to find in another twenty years? Haven't we suffered through enough?